Waaaah! No bars!

June 4th, 2008 Posted in Tornadoes, Time/Space Continuum, Franki's Life

You know, one moment you’re shopping at Target for flip-flops and trying to decide if the white ones would look like white-trash hell immediately or in two weeks and are they worth $4.99…and the very next moment, you are cowering in the women’s dressing rooms in the middle of the store with everyone else and their screaming babies wondering if you should try to send a text message to someone to let them know where you are even though you’ve got no bars and who would you send it to anyways cuz your son doesn’t have text messaging capabilities and your roommate has no clue how to use that function of her phone?

Fucking tornadoes.

  1. 22 Responses to “Waaaah! No bars!”

  2. By flutter on Jun 4, 2008

    that would have scared the fuck out of me

  3. By The CEO on Jun 4, 2008

    See, there’s enormous value to getting a degree in Art.

  4. By Elaine on Jun 4, 2008

    holy shit. scccaawy.

  5. By Sqt on Jun 5, 2008

    First. Holy CRAP!

    Second. Those links are hilarious.

  6. By Maggie on Jun 5, 2008

    holy mother of meatballs - i’m glad you’re ok

  7. By rachel on Jun 5, 2008

    really? in virginia? crikey!

  8. By Glamourpuss on Jun 5, 2008

    Bloody hell. We had one here a couple of weeks ago that caused a house to collapse. Or maybe that was a gas leak… I can’t remember.

    Glad you are safe.

    Puss

  9. By Say It on Jun 5, 2008

    Ever since Tom Cruise moved into the hood, its never been the same.

  10. By Franki on Jun 5, 2008

    flutter ~ it was weird for sure!

    CEO ~ say again?

    elaine ~ screaming babies are terrifying.

    sqt ~ i’m glad someone clicked on them. ;)

    maggie ~ yeah, i’m fine, but my poor dog who is terrified of storms was locked outside for the whole thing.

    rachel ~ a tree fell on a moving car and killed the lady inside!

    puss ~ you’ve really got a handle on your disasters there. ;)

    say it ~ effin bonesmuggler.

  11. By furiousball on Jun 5, 2008

    one time i put myself in a tornado proof bunker , but stuck my wang out the door. you should have seen my wang spinning, it was fucking awesome

  12. By Franki on Jun 5, 2008

    furiousB ~ good thing your wang is extroverted.

  13. By Maddy on Jun 5, 2008

    Well out of my league dearie.

  14. By Franki on Jun 5, 2008

    maddy ~ what’s out of your league? tornadoes? count yourself lucky. those things suck!

  15. By Falwless on Jun 5, 2008

    Oh god, I HATE TORNADOS!! Seriously. There is nothing worse on this entire planet than fucking tornados. Well, possibly those old AFV reruns with Bob Saget. Those are bloody unbearable. But next is tornados! I’m glad you’re safe!

  16. By pistols at dawn on Jun 5, 2008

    I mostly just sat in really busy traffic to celebrate.

  17. By Franki on Jun 5, 2008

    falwless ~ my list of things worse than tornadoes.

    1. herpes
    2. spiders
    3. HIV
    4. cats
    5. court

  18. By Franki on Jun 5, 2008

    p@d ~ almost as good as champagne yes?

  19. By Maggie on Jun 5, 2008

    HA, you are so right about spiders. I’ve never actually suffered a tornado, but nothing but nothing could be worse than an arachnid. They’re evil. To the core.

  20. By martha on Jun 6, 2008

    no bars… HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  21. By Jennifer H on Jun 8, 2008

    Those links are awesome! My favorites were the ones for screaming babies and white-trash hell.

    You’re a funny girl.

  22. By heart in san francisco on Jun 10, 2008

    I’d definitely stay away from the white ones.

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