April 4th, 2008 Posted in Wifebeater, Assholio, Naomi Campbell, Bearded Lady, Comedy Central, Love in the Airport Bathroom

Dear Naomi,

Could you please come over and beat me up? I’ve really got some bills to pay.


Smirkfully,

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On a side note, I had no idea how useful “Love in the Airport Bathroom” and “Bearded Lady” categories would be.

On another side note, if you were The New Kids on the Block who are now O-L-D, would you choose the anniversary of Martin Luther King’s death to announce that you are reuniting?

I’ve given this some thought and decided, “No. No I wouldn’t.”

  1. 16 Responses to “”

  2. By Maggie on Apr 4, 2008

    You know how they keep animals mean by not feeding them?

    Well? Maybe she just needs to eat a steak. Or two.

  3. By Franki on Apr 4, 2008

    maggie ~ wow! you might have a sound theory there! she’s been modelling a long time. she prolly needs a whole cow…and a ring ding.

  4. By Glamourpuss on Apr 4, 2008

    Yeah, I think the beard really suits Naomi.

    And what do you expect - she is a South Londoner after all…

    Puss

  5. By furiousball on Apr 4, 2008

    If I were in New Kids on the Block, I’d be too high from all the band boy ass I’d be getting.

  6. By Say It on Apr 4, 2008

    She must have high premiums.

  7. By Franki on Apr 4, 2008

    puss ~ methinks South Londoner is a slight? i’ve got no idea.

    furiousB ~ well, i think you’re still younger than the New Kids, so there’s still hope for you.

    say it ~ no shit?

  8. By martha on Apr 4, 2008

    hahahaha…

    have i mentioned that you’re hilarious?

    i have?

    good.

  9. By flutter on Apr 4, 2008

    I am openly and gratuitously taunting Paris Hilton.

    gearing up for a WICKED chihuahua bite.

  10. By Sqt on Apr 4, 2008

    You know how they keep animals mean by not feeding them?

    Well? Maybe she just needs to eat a steak. Or two.

    Once this gets out ‘model taunting’ is going to be the new thing. We all gots bills to pay…

  11. By Jennifer H on Apr 4, 2008

    She can throw a phone at me, hit me, whatever.

    NKOTB did not think that one through. Unless they were hoping no one would notice.

  12. By liv on Apr 4, 2008

    NKOTB are um….

    oh, well, Naomi does love to smack a bitch with her cell phone. I say even if you have to shell out cash to go to her and get her pissed, you still win.

  13. By Jocelyn on Apr 5, 2008

    The New Kids are displaying the same glorious bravery that first brought to them a well-deserved fame. Don’t knock them. Just buy their music.

    I’m pretty sure if you stood in front of Naomi, she’d whack you. Big bucks there.

  14. By M@ on Apr 5, 2008

    She’s not even close to the nicest looking black chick you can find around here anyway, I had to agree w/ the radio guys yesterday.

    Man, screw her.

  15. By heart in san francisco on Apr 5, 2008

    Yeah, the way she’s acting could really give pretty girls a bad rap.

  16. By pistols at dawn on Apr 6, 2008

    I do love women who can throw a punch.

  17. By The CEO on Apr 6, 2008

    She’s off my list. I prefer Asians anyway.

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