On Shittyness
February 7th, 2008 Posted in Sweet Haysus, Priceless, Fucknumpty, Apologies, Pet Peeves, Politics (a.k.a. Hypocrisy)My friend Ben sent me this link from Cynical-C Blog which lists some FCC complaints from the general public. From the site, a complaint about The Daily Show:
“When Jon Stewart described loosing his keys as “bad”, I think after that he said that the apocalypse was “shitty”. It didn’t get bleeped, and you guys are usually pretty good at that. Either you slipped up or my ears are going bad, but I played it about 10 times and I’m pretty sure that’s what he said. Either way please E-mail me at the address above just to let me know. Thanks”
Bwah-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Pant! Pant!
Franki translation:
I am such a petty human being and my world is so very small that the word “shitty” sends me into a tailspin and I feel the need to lodge a formal complaint with my federal government because “shitty” is a “bad” word and this is what my federal government should be busying itself with. I recorded the segment and played it back to myself 10 times to make sure that I heard the word “shitty” many, many times…and I don’t even see this as ironic! Even though I have the ability to change the channel or turn off the TV, I would rather stay and watch and listen AND RECORD with the fervent hopes of being offended because my life is one shitty moment after the next and I really want your life to be shitty too. Please email me at the address above to let me know the difference between “losing” and “loosing” because I am a shitty twatmonger and have no sense.
P.S. Now I am really, really mad at you because you’ve caused me to loose my temper and say “shitty” 6 times (I COUNTED)…dammit…7 TIMES.
22 Responses to “On Shittyness”
By bob on Feb 7, 2008
your tax dollars at work. fuck the war, let’s lower the boom on bad words (and tits) on TV.
By furiousball on Feb 7, 2008
yeah this and senators investigating sports… seriously, sad government. bring the boys (and girls) home!
By martha on Feb 7, 2008
hahahha! wow… someone has a LOT too much time on his hands.
By Franki on Feb 7, 2008
bob ~ you are in soooo much trouble for saying fuck. killing is okay, but not that word. shit. you made me say fuck. and shit! shit.
furiousB ~ i’m totally giving you the finger back. i don’t even know why.
martha ~ right?
By meno on Feb 7, 2008
I think he said his keys were loose and showed their titties.
Idiot.
By heart in san francisco on Feb 7, 2008
Yeah, that’s totally what our government should be spending its resources on.
Every time someone writes “loose” for “lose,” my inner proofreader thinks it’s really shitty.
By pistols at dawn on Feb 7, 2008
Wow. Still, I’d love to investigate that, because all I’d have to do is watch TV and then write a letter back saying, “Yeah, we’re looking into it, fuckstick.”
Also, my favorite saying is “Fuckin’ A,” because how is “Ass” worth censoring when “Fuckin’” isn’t? That’s why I say “F-ing Ass!” instead. Plus, it sounds incredibly dumb, and I like that.
By Franki on Feb 7, 2008
meno ~ *snort!* you made me snort!
heart ~ my inner proofreader sends out an inner shitty letter.
pistols ~ that’s why i always say “F-ing A$$” so no one can get offended.
By liv on Feb 7, 2008
gyad. nanny government is so on the way in…
shitty.
By lastlifeinmyuniverse on Feb 7, 2008
shit, he’s just got a little sand in his vagina.
By Hey there, Skippy on Feb 7, 2008
Is it possible that the shitty guy is a prankster?
By Franki on Feb 7, 2008
liv ~ let’s hope a change of pres. will change this state of emergency.
lastlifeinmyuniverse or (LLIMU) ~ that cracked me the hell up too. welcome!
Ht,S ~ oh wouldn’t it be great if it was? but alas, read the rest of the complaints and i think you’ll see that the these assmunches are deadly serious and illiterate.
By Glamourpuss on Feb 7, 2008
There’s nothing so unpleasant as loose shittyness…
Puss
By othurme on Feb 7, 2008
“This is a warning. Your are now in violation of the FBC (Federal Blogging Commission).”
We’re not far from it, people.
By Franki on Feb 7, 2008
puss ~ good point. you win for best comment of the day.
othurme ~ fear free speech! (FFS)
By flutter on Feb 7, 2008
well what the fuck is the big fucking deal? a little curse word never fucking hurt anyone! Fuck! Fuck, fuckity fuck fuck fuck!
By The CEO on Feb 8, 2008
Can’t we get back to the important stuff, like getting laid?
By Maddy on Feb 8, 2008
They can certainly slip out sometimes!
Cheers
By Maddy on Feb 9, 2008
Pop on over and collect your award dearie.
Cheers
By Dan O. on Feb 10, 2008
These are the same people who watch Earnest Angely (sp?) and believe he’s healing people by giving them the V8 thump to their forehead.
By Ben on Feb 11, 2008
One of my favorites. Consider the time that went into this level of media observation:
“In this episode, the students of Springfield Elementary School have revolted against the teachers and administrators, taking ‘control’ of the school. The students eventually catch Principal Skinner in the gym. As they begin to overtake and subdue Principal Skinner, one of the students empties out a large brown-colored drawstring bag that is filled with various sports balls (soccerballs/basketballs/voleyballs etc). Mr Skinner is then placed inside the empty sack and the drawstring was pulled snug around his neck, leaving only his neck and head outside of the bag. My concern, and the basis for this complaint, is in the manner of how the image of Principal Skinner was depicted after he had been placed into this bag and the drawstring pulled. The image of the large drawstring bag very clearly, and undeniably, resembled a non-circumcised penis (flaccid state). Mr Skinner’s height was the reason for the length of the brown sack, depicted the ’shaft’ and where the sack tapered from Mr Skinner’s shoulders up to his neck where the drawstring had been pulled into a ‘pucker’ depicted the foreskin.”
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I don’t think I spent that much time writing the analysis of the last paper I had to write for my degree program.