Sinning…the Definitive List
Friday, March 14th, 2008 Posted in Chap my A$$, Anti-Christ, Catholics, Da Pope, 7 Deadly Sins, Sacrilege, Artificial Insemination, Religion, Going to Hell, Tom Cruise, Scientology, Pet Peeves | 22 Comments »So as an ex-Catholic, I perked up my sinning ears when I heard about the updated 7 deadly sins. According to Bloomberg, the new seven social sins are: "Bioethical" violations such as birth control "Morally dubious'' experiments such as stem cell research Drug ...
Suri Cruise, The Movement
Tuesday, February 26th, 2008 Posted in Immaculate Conception, Suri Cruise, L. Ron Hubbard, Artificial Insemination, Sweet Haysus, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, Phobic, Really?!, Crack-smokers, Going to Hell, Religion | 31 Comments »Dear Creepy Scientologists, When I put up this post last January 7th regarding Suri Cruise and her potential Messiah-essness*, I didn’t realize that I would be attracting much more than my usual nutball readership**. But I see from my SiteMeter, ...
Messianic Daughter, Suri Cruise
Monday, January 7th, 2008 Posted in Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard, Artificial Insemination, Sacrilege, Immaculate Conception, Suri Cruise, Religion, Tom Cruise, Baby's Got Sauce, Katie Holmes, Profundities | 36 Comments »Andrew Morton claims in his unauthorized biography of bonesmuggler Tom Cruise, that Suri Cruise is actually the product of Katie Holmes and a sperm donation by Scientologist's late founder L. Ron Hubbard. Can I just say.... bwah-HAHAHAHAHA! *pant* *pant* bwah-HAHAHAHAHA! ...
