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Christophe, My Love, It’s Over!

Sunday, December 9th, 2007 Posted in David Carbonneau, Christophe Galfard, Stephen Hawking, Planet Hunters, Theoretical Physicists, Dating, Panties, Fantasy Conversations, Franki's Life | 28 Comments »

I know you'll all be relieved to hear that even though my tawdry love affair with Christophe Galfard, Stephen Hawking's Hot PhD Assistant, has petered out, I'm not just sitting around in my panties, pining away, watching entire seasons ...

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PUBLISHER'S NOTE

This site is a work of humor, opinion and blatant falsehoods. So before you go and get yer panties in a snit, I suggest you consider:

a) looking up the word SATIRE
b) not reading blogs
c) killing yourself *

*Before you get yer panties in a snit about killing yourself, I only said to "consider" killing yourself. Read more carefully.

Thank you in advance for not being a twat.
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