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I See Old People

Monday, November 26th, 2007 Posted in Cher, Old People, Asian Driving, Franki's Life | 22 Comments »

I was dropping off my car this morning at the body shop cuz some wanker rear-ended me a couple of weeks ago. While I was waiting for the rental car guy to get my car ready, everyone in the ...

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Archive for the ‘Cher’ Category

I See Old People

PUBLISHER'S NOTE

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I See Dead People...Just Kidding

Don't Ask, Just Read

Hibernation

What Did I Say?

Old Correspondence

Subject Matter