TWATS (Those Who Are TwatS)
Monday, June 2nd, 2008 Posted in TWATS, Fuckin-A, Ex-HOLE, Gonads (Kicking Of), Fucknumpty | 18 Comments »Sorry folks. I think I lost my sense of humor. Should you find it, please give it a good lick and drop it in the nearest mailbox. I am still winning (because I am right), but awfully tired of ...
If Turkey Was Like Sex that Could Kill You…Maybe You Should Just Say No to Turkey
Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 Posted in Priceless, Gonads (Licking Of), Old People, Asian Driving, Gonads (Kicking Of) | 25 Comments »"It's like when you crave a turkey. You eat it and you eat it and you eat it, but you still want it," he said. "But now I've had enough. I don't want turkey anymore. I'm ...
Achingly Yours.
Sunday, December 23rd, 2007 Posted in Gym Rat, Gonads (Kicking Of), Holidays, Franki's Life | 38 Comments »Dear Personal Trainer Dave, Thank you for making it so that I cannot move my arms for Christmas. Paraplegic Franki. That's festive. Whinefully, P.S. Please send that other really cute personal trainer over ...
