Archive for the ‘Fucknumpty’ Category

TWATS (Those Who Are TwatS)

Monday, June 2nd, 2008 Posted in TWATS, Fuckin-A, Ex-HOLE, Gonads (Kicking Of), Fucknumpty | 18 Comments »

Sorry folks. I think I lost my sense of humor. Should you find it, please give it a good lick and drop it in the nearest mailbox. I am still winning (because I am right), but awfully tired of ...

Monday, February 18th, 2008 Posted in Bearded Lady, Fucknumpty, Dog, Franki's Life | 18 Comments »

Dear Krok9.2, I just want you to know that you personally saved my dog's life. Amidst all the fucking chaos, my stupid fucking dog decided to escape and wander around for 4 fucking hours in the fucking cold, without his ...

On Shittyness

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 Posted in Sweet Haysus, Priceless, Fucknumpty, Apologies, Pet Peeves, Politics (a.k.a. Hypocrisy) | 22 Comments »

My friend Ben sent me this link from Cynical-C Blog which lists some FCC complaints from the general public. From the site, a complaint about The Daily Show: "When Jon Stewart described loosing his keys as “bad”, I think after that ...

Missions from God

Friday, January 4th, 2008 Posted in Fucknumpty, Mike Huckabee, Sacrilege, Going to Hell, Crack-smokers, Homophobia, Religion, Politics (a.k.a. Hypocrisy) | 32 Comments »

Franki sees that there are many, many reasons to be leery of Evangelical minister Mike Huckabee vying for the Presidency of the United States. Still...he took Iowa. Franki cringes. In 2004, his state, Arkansas, approved a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage. ...

In celebration of…

Sunday, October 14th, 2007 Posted in Crack-smokers, Tom Cruise, Fucknumpty, Religion, Stinkin' Rich People, Homophobia, Pole-Smokers, Blogging | 14 Comments »

...the return of Hey there, Skippy , I would just like to say... fucknumpty.       Thank the gods you're back. No one understands me like you do.