Waaaah! No bars!
Wednesday, June 4th, 2008 Posted in Tornadoes, Time/Space Continuum, Franki's Life | 22 Comments »You know, one moment you're shopping at Target for flip-flops and trying to decide if the white ones would look like white-trash hell immediately or in two weeks and are they worth $4.99...and the very next moment, you are cowering ...
Friday, May 23rd, 2008 Posted in Dog Walking, Franki's Life | 15 Comments »
The old man sat in a wheelchair, by himself, at the end of a long black-topped driveway, collecting moments of human and canine contact. "She died one weekend, visiting here," he said. "Fifty-nine years," he said. The missing of her was palpable.
Way Over the Hump
Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 Posted in American Idol, George Michael, Franki's Life | 17 Comments »Here's the scene. Two old ladies watchin American Idol. Me: Damn, George Micheal is lookin old. Holly: Yeah, he's lookin a lot like my dad. Me: What happened to his upper lip? Holly: Maybe he wore it away with all the blowjobs? In Unison: bwahHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Me: ...
Inside Voice.
Friday, May 16th, 2008 Posted in Crushes, Marky Mark, Assholio, Censorship, Dating, Apologies, Franki's Life | 29 Comments »A few years back, I was visiting some friends at their home over dinner and beer. This married couple was bemoaning the fact that their 17 year old daughter was dating a thug. They couldn't figure out what their beautiful, ...
Thursday, May 15th, 2008 Posted in School, Apologies, Franki's Life | 15 Comments »
I used "zeitgeist," properly, in an actual conversation with friends yesterday. How embarassing. Thank the gods school's out for summer.
Yo.
Monday, May 12th, 2008 Posted in National Cathedral, Gerry Hofstetter, Holidays, Franki's Life | 14 Comments »I had a long post written about how my nutty mom really hurt my Feeling and made me cry for Mother's Day but, a) it wasn't funny. b) I don't fucking cry. Instead I'll give you a funny picture of the Dalai Lama ...
Monday, May 5th, 2008 Posted in In Da House, Franki's Life | 14 Comments »
Actual conversation in da house tonight: Q: What would you do with unlimited free time? A: Oh, and to those of you with Word Verification on...don't take this the wrong way, but....FUCK YOU. Do I need to fail your stupid little ...
I Swear to the Gods…
Thursday, May 1st, 2008 Posted in Fuckin-A, School, Priceless, Dog, Franki's Life | 25 Comments »...I'm renaming him Stir Fry. So I'm sitting here at my desk, sipping coffee and slaving away on this research paper about the National Cathedral that's due tomorrow. It's 10:30 pm and I just wanna lay down and go to sleep. ...
MIA
Sunday, April 27th, 2008 Posted in National Cathedral, School, Franki's Life | 26 Comments »Daisy requested an update... below in CAPS. Oh and add drama from my ex who has decided that he will no longer buy groceries for our boys to make lunches for school when at his house OR give them money ...
Imagine the Next Words in Ring-Around-da-Rosie Sing-song
Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 Posted in Tattoos, Baby's Got Sauce, Franki's Life | 20 Comments »I'm gettin more tattoo---oo! I'm gettin more tattoo-oo!! People are funny about tattoos. Hate 'em or love 'em is my general experience. I am often questioned how I'll feel when the tats are old and faded. "You mean like ...
