It’s Not You Babe, It’s Me
Friday, February 27th, 2009 Posted in Infidelity, Facebook, Addictions, Apologies | 21 Comments »I've got a confession. I've been cheating on you. I'm so sorry. No, no, it's not your fault. Please don't cry. I'm such a jerk. I've just been so busy, you know? I miss you, I really do...I just don't have enough time! Yeah, I ...
Inside Voice.
Friday, May 16th, 2008 Posted in Crushes, Marky Mark, Assholio, Censorship, Dating, Apologies, Franki's Life | 29 Comments »A few years back, I was visiting some friends at their home over dinner and beer. This married couple was bemoaning the fact that their 17 year old daughter was dating a thug. They couldn't figure out what their beautiful, ...
Thursday, May 15th, 2008 Posted in School, Apologies, Franki's Life | 15 Comments »
I used "zeitgeist," properly, in an actual conversation with friends yesterday. How embarassing. Thank the gods school's out for summer.
On Shittyness
Thursday, February 7th, 2008 Posted in Sweet Haysus, Priceless, Fucknumpty, Apologies, Pet Peeves, Politics (a.k.a. Hypocrisy) | 22 Comments »My friend Ben sent me this link from Cynical-C Blog which lists some FCC complaints from the general public. From the site, a complaint about The Daily Show: "When Jon Stewart described loosing his keys as “bad”, I think after that ...
Highly Offensive Christmas Post. I Pre-apologize.
Thursday, December 20th, 2007 Posted in Fire-breathing Nun, Stephen Hawking, Baby's Got Sauce, Radioactive, Sacrilege, Christophe Galfard, Bearded Lady, Holidays, Religion, Going to Hell, Apologies, Profundities | 30 Comments »Franki has solved one of the mysteries of Christmas. Oh yes she has. The one about how the fat guy fits down the chimney and doesn’t get stuck or dirty or burnt? No, not that one. The one about how Santa can deliver gifts ...
Happy Thanksgiving?
Thursday, November 22nd, 2007 Posted in Apologies, Really?!, Holidays, Schlongs, Franki's Life | 12 Comments »I went to a park once. They had turkeys in large cages, strutting around. I'd never seen live turkeys up close. While scrutinizing a particularly large bird, he looked me in the eyes and that unattractive flap ...
Yeah, I Know.
Friday, October 26th, 2007 Posted in Apologies, Going to Hell, Really?!, Phobic, Politics (a.k.a. Hypocrisy) | 20 Comments »This political postcard was folded up and tucked into my screen door handle when I came home yesterday. Would you vote for this guy for your kids' School Board? In my mind's eye, he looks like the uber-creepy ...
Two in One
Friday, September 21st, 2007 Posted in Apologies, Bangs & Scissors, Franki's Life | 16 Comments »Dear Bangs, Can't you do anything right? Didn't I tell you to "STAY"? I don't mean to treat you so badly, but seriously, you're behavior is inexcusable. And now. Well now. SEE WHAT YOU'VE MADE ME DO? I LOOK LIKE A POKEMON FOR CHRISSAKES! Harumphly, Franki . . Dear ...
