Archive for the ‘Da Pope’ Category

I Heart NY

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 Posted in Da Pope, Catholics, FwB, Asian Driving, Franki's Life | 35 Comments »

New York City, as usual, was invigorating. Friday night, my trip into Hoboken, NJ, where I was staying, was made more exciting by the PoPo. Knowing my challenges, my friend was attempting to talk me into his neighborhood. ...

The Papal Infestation

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008 Posted in 7 Deadly Sins, Please don't eat my babies!, Papal Visit, Da Pope, Catholics, Old People, Sacrilege, Anti-Christ, Going to Hell | 21 Comments »

Here in the DC metro area, we are preparing (cringing) for the Papal visit. The daily news inundates us with Papal Info, including his birthday menu, state visits and pooping schedule. We are ready to commit seppuku. I ...

Rest in Pieces?

Thursday, March 20th, 2008 Posted in People are Strange, Catholics, Da Pope, God Particle, Hot Pockets, Crack-smokers, Going to Hell, School, Religion | 22 Comments »

So I’ve been writing a paper about reliquaries for my art history class. What’s a reliquary, you ask? It’s fucked up. That’s what. Reliquaries are containers for relics. And relics are pieces of dead holy people…in little boxes. Neat. During medieval times, the ...

Sinning…the Definitive List

Friday, March 14th, 2008 Posted in Chap my A$$, Anti-Christ, Catholics, Da Pope, 7 Deadly Sins, Sacrilege, Artificial Insemination, Religion, Going to Hell, Tom Cruise, Scientology, Pet Peeves | 22 Comments »

So as an ex-Catholic, I perked up my sinning ears when I heard about the updated 7 deadly sins. According to Bloomberg, the new seven social sins are: "Bioethical" violations such as birth control "Morally dubious'' experiments such as stem cell research Drug ...